I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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