Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
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