I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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