there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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