What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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