Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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