Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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