called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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