I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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