mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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