what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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