try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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