Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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