I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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