god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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