i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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