brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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