He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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