I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
why is half of my head shaved?
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