I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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