My brain says no but my pants say off.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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