I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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