did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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