Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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