So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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