I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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