Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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