Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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