I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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