She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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