I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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