It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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