there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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