I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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