idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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