dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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