the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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