Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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