Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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