nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You smell like stripper and shame
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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