S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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