the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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