well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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