I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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