real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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