Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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