The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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