i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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