Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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