i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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