butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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