This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
should my penis look like a turkey
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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